If I…

By Tori Williams
Round Table reporter

…were attacked by a swarm of stinkbugs what would I do?

 

“I would cry; that’s gross.”

–         Kira Jahrling

Freshman

“I would kill them.”

–         Claire Scarborough

Freshman

“I would express my anguish though interruptive dance.”

–         Todd Ennis

Freshman

“Scream and tell someone to get them off me.”

–         Lexy Jacobs

Freshman

“Run. Then take a shower.”

–         Patrick Peluso

Sophomore

“I would go completely crazy. I am terrified of stink bugs. My nightmares are made of being surrounded by them. I would throw myself into a swimming pool of toxic waste to get those devils off me.”

–         Rachel Barton

Sophomore

“I would scream and run away from them.”

–         Kate Noffsinger

Sophomore

“I would pull out my handy dandy dust buster and suck them all up.”

–         Megan Toms

Sophomore

“I would probably use the giant can of bug spray I will start carrying around with me and spray them like crazy.”

–         Justin Dagenhart

Junior

“I would pull my flame thrower out of my back pocket and light them on fire.”

–         Drew Kidwell

Junior

“Swat them away.”

–         Sean Morris

Junior

“If I’m in the middle of doing something I would freak out.”

–         Rakim Hamilton

Junior

“Get squishing.”

–         Eric Looney

Senior

“I wouldn’t really care.”

–         Moran McEvoy

Senior

“Run and scream in terror.”

–         Crista Kowalski

Senior

“I would probably run away.”

–         Ashley Geldner

Senior

“Walk away.”

–         Mr. George

Guidance Counselor

“Run. Stinkbugs are the most disgusting things in the entire world.”

–         Ms. Blair

Guidance Counselor

“Jump into the lake.”

–         Mrs. Shearer

Teacher

“I have not yet had an experience with stink bugs.”

–         Mrs. Whye

Teacher