I’m quite certain I saw an alien.
Yes, that’s right, an alien! Right by my door.
Constantly I’m asked, “From where did it hail, Ian?”
Unfortunately, I am not quite sure.
I met him while grabbing a late-night snack –
without something to eat, I thought I might starve.
All slimy and green, I was about to yak
Whipping around, he looked at me and yelled, “BLAARVE!”
I fell back, hitting the floor with a BANG!
Must have scared him. “Tough alien,” I scoffed.
Oddly I first thought, “Hope he didn’t steal some thang,”
Guess that’s one way to scare an alien off!
What an awfully strange night that had been
I’m just hoping we’ll only have one run-in.